meladoodle:

no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

Me as a parent: *pretends to have a heart attack to make my children feel guilty*

you*
Anonymous

I’m easy breezy calm cool collected . But I was bullied my ENTIRE life and I won’t stand for it as an adult .. It’s time to set an example . See you in court .

mcish literally geminis can’t even trust themselves

mcish literally geminis can’t even trust themselves

helyon:

Ok so Dev dveon tagged me in the ALS ice bucket challenge, It came out lamer than I expected but here’s my ALS ice bucket challenge, I nominate lachydoo, gherkind, teenagefarts, recycledplasticspoon, justasweird, foxiiesocks, yesshesthetallone, jadethemerman, pestan, scottthepilgrim, and overcaffeinatedyouth. You all have 24 hours after watching this to complete the challenge or the cock ghost will, cum in ur eye, and you’ll have to donate 100 bucks, good luck : )

Omg rii!!!!

yxxz:

i’ve never seen police throw tear gas or shoot rubber bullets at Westboro Baptist protestors. 

thugmissus literally the fakest sign in existence even your symbol looks shady af

thugmissus literally the fakest sign in existence even your symbol looks shady af

orbem:

jadethemerman:

orbem:

jadethemerman:

orbem guten tag ich leibidich my little German beer schnitzel

oiii! i love you too, my lebanese habibi

Bye

farewell, habibi

By schnitzel

( . | . )

orbem:

jadethemerman:

orbem guten tag ich leibidich my little German beer schnitzel

oiii! i love you too, my lebanese habibi

Bye